Tea Towel - Quilters Gifts, Tea Towel , A Clean House Is A Sign of a Broken Sewing Machine . Aunt Martha's Anyone that sews will certainly understand the statements on the towels. Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry - These gag towels are a real gas! Life is short... give someone the gift of laughter. One (1) 28 x 28 inch old-fashioned flour sack dishtowel. Black silkscreen design measures approximately 7 inches printed on bottom-center of towel. 100% cotton. Wash in warm water with like colors.